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[endorphinelacelet]

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

[coreymagz]

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

[scaremoonturkey]

[strawberryfrisk]

I am so here for this

[urbanspellcraft]

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

[sm-baby]

this is honestly such a nice prompt

[amorathegamingkitsune]

AAAWWWW

Can I have a demon that says nice things to me? 🥺

[vandeverefan]

I want an Emotional Support Demon.

[synergetic-prose]

@niuniente have you seen this?

[niuniente]

No I hadn’t! This is a post made for me :3

[endorphinelacelet]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[simonalkenmayer]

Hahahahahaha

I watched this thinking, well that’s interesting and very archaic but perfectly reasonable. Then the other shoe dropped. Then I felt very silly but also knew I would eat it anyway

[endorphinelacelet]

[awed-frog]

adults pretending to be teens in us shows

adults pretending to be teens in european shows

[rushman2-0]

Via @prettyaveragewhiteshark

[endorphinelacelet]

[snoozingcat]

what smart appliances could have been: here is the exact part that is not functioning, here are 5 vendors selling that part for between $30-$70, here are 3 repair specialists in your area

what smart appliances actually are: you can’t operate this appliance because uhhhh *checks notes* your water filter is pirated :( 

[endorphinelacelet]

[thecollectibles]

Forest God part 1 by Oleg Vdovenko

[endorphinelacelet]

[incorrectvillanevequotes]

[endorphinelacelet]

[mrsluthordanvers]

I always know when you’re sulking. All you do is write or read. 

[endorphinelacelet]

[gardenoffish]

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

[gardenoffish]

Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

[gardenoffish]

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

[hardtochews]

bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

[gardenoffish]

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

[bigskydreaming]

Bruce after BoP: None of you have ever named a hyena after me, so sit the fuck down.

[fabulousfanficfangirl]

I can’t not reblog this when it’s on my dash

[endorphinelacelet]

[thesociologicalcinema]

What you think is happening vs. what is actually happening

Source: https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/new-cases-50-states/california

[viking369]

Yep, this ain’t the second wave.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

In order to have a second wave, we had to actually stop the first one.

Also that link is acting weird for me, so here it is again directly: https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/new-cases-50-states

[endorphinelacelet]

[csquirrel27]

Sun Goddess for real…

Model: Theresa Fractale

Photographer: Lillian Liu

Dress: Linda Frisen Couture